remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet


vodkaaandcaviar worst bit is I didn’t even do it for the internet, just you #love


when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.

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Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, Sean Hayes, Dave Foley, and John Goodman voicing lines for their characters in Monsters University.

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